No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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