So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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