Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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