so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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