Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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