She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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