she looked like the before picture.
i dont even know how to be here
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
