They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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