bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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