After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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