playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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