Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I see more hoeing in ur future
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