I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Sorry about my life...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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