I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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