ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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