do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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