okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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