K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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