omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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