U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Holy sore nipples Batman
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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