so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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