Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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