lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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