No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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