I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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