it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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