Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
