I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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