i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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