i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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