Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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