Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
