Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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