Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
is that a dick in a sweater?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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