Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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