He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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