Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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