I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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