No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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