I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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