By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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