so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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