I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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