We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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