He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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