My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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