Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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