Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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