what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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