even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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