I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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