its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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