She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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